Princess Goneril
Goneril’s Castle
Britain
October 20, 1582
Princess Regan
Regan’s Castle
Britain
Dear Regan,
I
have given our father hospitality for only a short amount of time now, and
already he has caused problems. He has brought along with him many servants and
knights that are; “infected with manners, shows like a riotous inn” (I, iiii,
223-224). I cannot handle the 100 knights he has brought with him breaking all
my beloved items. Father has acted with disgusting manners considering that I
agreed to take in his army of knights and servers, and provide them with food,
drink and beds. The majority of them treat this place like a pub and not like
an orderly place.
I tried to
reason with father that some of his knights needed to change because they were
causing too much trouble, but he wouldn’t consider it for a moment. I grew too
upset with him and I told him that if he wouldn’t; “disquantity your train” (I
iiii 229), then I would do it for him. I even offered to let him keep fifty
knights, even though there are far more; “men as may besort your age” (I iiii
231). In the end, all I got from our lovely discussion was him yelling and
calling me a: “degenerate bastard” (I iiii 233).
He even had the
indecency to strike my poor Oswald who had the respect to listen to our
father’s gibberish. Father was being childish and asked Oswald; “Who am I,
sir?” (I, iiii 77) Oswald answered with an honest reply: “My lady’s
father” (I, iiii 78), upon which angered
our as you know, short-tempered father. Preceding this, his new servant tripped
him to the floor! O gosh! As you hear, I am having a great time hosting him.
O
my! I almost forgot to tell you the most dramatic part of father’s visit; he
has set a curse upon me! He has asked nature to make my, “womb convey
sterility” (I iiii 260), and that if I must have a child to make it a “thwart
disnatured torment to her” (I iiii 265). As he was cursing me he started to cry
and he even said: “Old fond eyes, beweep this cause again I’ll pluck ye out” (I
iiii 283-284). I’m now assuming he really doesn’t like it when I make him cry,
or he is just going mad, actually I think both.
Anyways
sister, father is on his way to your castle and he will be there soon. I warn
you, as he will be just as stubborn at your place as mine. It is probable that
he will show up with one hundred knights so be prepared. Anyways, aside from
all of the drama happening at my castle, I really enjoy having this castle! How
about you? I am sending this word with Oswald, so I am sure it will arrive
before father arrives. We will speak soon.
Sincerely,
Goneril
